Folks I know

A lady called Impetuous - hotheaded: characterized by undue haste and lack of thought or deliberation

A boy named Supercilious - disdainful: having or showing arrogant superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy

I haven't lost mine...

In-teg-ri-ty
-noun
1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top. ~Frank Moore Colby

Marketing Strategy

Gay Guy #1: I think we should have a shirtless man outside our door like they do at Abercrombie.

Me: I don't like the way it smells in there. Smells like a teenage boy.

Gay Guy #2: Oh I love teenage boys! Maybe that's why I spend so much money in there.

Me: I've never seen you wear Abercrombie.

Gay Guy #2: I don't. Not my style.

Me: Wait, then why are spending your money in there?

Gay Guy #1: See I told you we need a shirtless man outside our door.