Gay Guy #1: I think we should have a shirtless man outside our door like they do at Abercrombie.
Me: I don't like the way it smells in there. Smells like a teenage boy.
Gay Guy #2: Oh I love teenage boys! Maybe that's why I spend so much money in there.
Me: I've never seen you wear Abercrombie.
Gay Guy #2: I don't. Not my style.
Me: Wait, then why are spending your money in there?
Gay Guy #1: See I told you we need a shirtless man outside our door.
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