Evangeline climbs onto my bed and crawls into my lap. She wraps her arms around my neck and says, "You are the best mom. I'm going to be just like you when I grow up". My heart swells. "You are?! Oh honey, that's so sweet. Thank you", I tell her. She looks up at my face and smiles, "Yup, I'm gonna grow taller, and have boobs, and I'm gonna scold everybody!" "Do I scold everybody", I ask her. "Yup," she says, "that's what mom's do".
You heard it hear folks, that's all there is to being a mother - tall, boobs, and scold everyone.
Sheesh.
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